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there are so many things to be happy about today.

first, thanks for your call, but i will no longer be accepting “my best joke evers” via cell phone and/or personal email. type it out for the masses, lazy bums. i’m not collecting these just to award arbitrary points. Jesus … Continue reading

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‘blue coral handwax special.’

contrary to what the sign outside the Car Wash demands, I’m not sure I want to “ask Larry” about this. It’s enough to have to drive by it frequently during the work day. Ladies, ladies, ladies. This is another placeholder, … Continue reading

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we must stop meeting like this.

conclusions from this evening:1. i can eat an entire block of cheese with one large knife and zero regrets.2. finding the results from tonight’s american idol on the internets is a lot like looking for porn. harder than you think. … Continue reading

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