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stabbing my eyes out with candy canes

by now, everyone in america knows that i’m waiting to hear about this new job thing that i would rather not talk about in detail on the internet. it is more sacred to me than a tragically comical blog post. but just … Continue reading

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muscles, joe rogan and jesus.

let’s go chronologically. first, muscles. i know this will come as a huge shock to everyone, but i am not really into them. there is a chart in heaven that shows how after a certain body mass, as percentage of … Continue reading

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