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please help me. i hate ben marrison

i think i have an unnatural obsession with and hatred for the editor of the Dispatch. everything he says makes me want the throw my computer monitor out the window.┬áregardless, I’ve left him on my Google Reader. I always flip … Continue reading

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i’ve made a huge mistake.

Sure, she looks armed and happy, but do not be misled. Bornhorst (at right) will tear your heart out with her bare hands. Someone I know came into the cubicle today, waiving her pink razor with a mischievous ‘my salary … Continue reading

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