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please help me. i hate ben marrison

i think i have an unnatural obsession with and hatred for the editor of the Dispatch. everything he says makes me want the throw my computer monitor out the window. regardless, I’ve left him on my Google Reader. I always flip … Continue reading

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i’ve made a huge mistake.

Sure, she looks armed and happy, but do not be misled. Bornhorst (at right) will tear your heart out with her bare hands. Someone I know came into the cubicle today, waiving her pink razor with a mischievous ‘my salary … Continue reading

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