‘Didn’t you just write a blog about growing a pie out of the ground or something?’ — anonymous

I thought it would be appropriate to mention that this evening, Seth and I went to Walmart for the first time in … I dunno … a while. Anyway all the retail bins in the aisleways got me super excited, so I purchased a bag of shelf-stable mini-powdered donuts and ate half of them on the way home.

I wouldn’t want anybody to get the wrong impression of the life I’m trying to build out here.

Here is a list of the donut ingredients, many of which are not recognized by modern computerized spellcheck:

Enriched Bleached And Unbleached Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Sugar Coating (Dextrose, Modified Cornstarch, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening [Soybean Oil And/Or Cottonseed Oil], Artificial Color, Artificial Flavor, Calcium Propionate [Preservative]), Palm Oil, Sugar, Water, Whey, Nonfat Milk, Soybean Oil, Soy Flour, Contains 2% Or Less Of Each Of The Following: Leavening (Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate), Egg Yolks, Dextrose, Corn Syrup Solids, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Distilled Monoglycerides, Wheat Gluten, Wheat Starch, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Guar Gum, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Corn Dextrin, Tapioca Dextrin, Propylene Glycol, Mono And Diesters Of Fats And Fatty Acids, Mono And Diglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl-2-Lactylate, Modified Wheat Starch, Sodium Alginate, Karaya Gum, Cornstarch, Xanthan Gum, Enzymes, Colored With Turmeric And Annatto, Preserved With Sodium Propionate, Potassium Sorbate, Sorbic Acid. Allergy Warning: Contains Milk, Eggs, Wheat And Soy.

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    Everyone has their vice. Mine usually involve a lot more ethyl alcohol.

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