Monthly Archives: September 2010

Like Forrest Gump or Iron Man 2

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words: shit (3x) abortion (2x) steal (1x) Link courtesy twitter.com/rightohio similarly …. 17

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The Phil Collins Effect.

Now that I’m saying this, I realize that I’m ruining it. But I almost died in a tornado today, and I want people to know my story. The whole thingĀ started innocently enough. You see, I am a scanner. I drive … Continue reading

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So wait. What trimester is this?

There’s something different with This Baby. With Molly, I pretty much sat around in a quiet houseĀ all day reading those minute-by-minute accounts of what was happening inside my womb. “OMG! The baby’s finger nails are 3/4 of the way developed … Continue reading

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The Vapors

I need to change the name of this blog to “Every Other Month.” A whole backlog of pregnancy misadventures, home invasions, thefts, dedications of firstborn children to God, etc. etc. But first, it’s time for blog readers to play Web … Continue reading

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