Monthly Archives: July 2010

sobriety

I can’t drink … but that shouldn’t stop my daughter. Cutest Future Bobcat if I ever saw one!!

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Dear baby,

It’s showtime tomorrow. I’m thinking about you. Love, Mama ps - Thanks for letting me eat the Chinese earlier today.

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Sucker babies!

This child has decided that sitting down is for babies. And while we’re at it, so are NAPS! She is crawling over, pulling up, standing. Plopping down, crawling over, pulling up, standing. All day long it’s go go go. She … Continue reading

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Professional Women’s Health

My new doctor does things like emails me with test results–even if everything comes back totally normal. She keeps appointments. She doesn’t lie about when my ultrasounds are scheduled. She doesn’t send me Downtown when I should be in Dublin. And she’s … Continue reading

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morning chili. and other misadventures.

This Baby is different. Molly demanded carbs. Bland, starchy carbs. I pretty much survived on Bob Evans’s noodles ‘n mashed taters, mac ‘n cheese, and a mandatory bagel every morning before 9 a.m. or bitch would make me kiss porcelain. … Continue reading

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tick tock

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Theories

So this is a new feeling. I’m combining the paralyzing fear of having a miscarriage with the paralyzing fear of what will happen if I DON’T, i.e., a baby.   I’m learning all new ways to be afraid! The reaction … Continue reading

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A list of pros

1.)  First and foremost, the blog material will be endless. 2.) That same box of tampons will last at least 4 years. 3.) Empty nest @ 45. 4.) My prenatal vitamins have not yet expired. 5.) More Souls for Jesus! … Continue reading

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7 months and change.

Sure, all people eventually learn to walk and talk and read and drive with a buzz, but this is my baby, people. I made her. So Listen Up! Whirlwind of changes for my baby girl. In other potentially IQ-damaging news, … Continue reading

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