Monthly Archives: March 2010

i’m not sure how much longer i will be a comfort. hopefully forever but that is unrealistic.

I used to work in a nursery at church, and I used to hold my infant nieces and nephews and¬†inevitably, in all cases, when the adorable little creature would begin screaming its head off, I would give it back to … Continue reading

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Remember when we had ideas?

When I’m not thinking about another potential story for work, so much of my thoughts these days are focused on the practical. Time for this so I should pack that and wash this so we can do that when we … Continue reading

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Bad mom!

For the record, yesterday was a BIG DAY for me. Had my cover story in at 11:58 a.m. Got a FREE Lucky 13 haircut and had my eyebrows waxed for the first time in my life. (I must say, it’s … Continue reading

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la petite problem

So, we’re in Walmart or Lowe’s or some crap-hole country diner and the conversation inevitably goes like this: “AWWWWW! Such a cute baby!” “Thank you!” “She’s a tiny thing! How old is she … four weeks?” “Actually, she’s three months.” … Continue reading

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a speck of trouble

There has been an affront on our empire. Our God-given right to shoot wildly into the night may just have been compromised. That’s right. Heavy equipment, which you cannot discern in the photo above, is making way for what appears … Continue reading

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i am starting to notice a trend

My child is a nap siren. Who is up next?

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what has happened to me

I just realized that it has been more than 10 days since I have updated the Internet on my life. This is a crime against humanity. An offense to your senses. How will you know what my baby has been … Continue reading

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coming soon with 100 percent more lambs

Seth is reading up on getting us some lambs and I’m honestly very excited to talk about something other than my weird medical issues.

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