You win this round, powdered milk makers.

I just SUPPLEMENTED my two-and-a-half month old baby.

With FORMULA.

I’m still waiting on her to explode, implode, go retarded or move out.

Any second now …

I fed Molly 4 ounces of Similac from our stash of free promotional samples and thought, “Well. That obviously was much easier than what I have been doing.”

I turned my head toward the moving pictures projected on the wall and recalled with horror all the days and nights spent force feeding and pumping and the coolers and the ‘good at room temperature for 8 hours’ and the ‘in the freezer up to 6 months’ and up and down the stairs washing containers and lids and tubes and breast shields until the skin chapped off my hands and I think … was it worth it?

Yes.

Yes.

Absolutely yes.

I wonder what mountain we’re going to move tomorrow.

That Hannah Montana reference was only half serious.

It's basically like this only with a breast cyst.

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  • Jaydubs

    Good luck tomorrow, lady. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help you or the fam.

  • http://blach.tumblr.com Ben Lachman

    Did you get a second opinion? My wife was saying it’d prolly be a good idea. I tend to agree with her sage advice.