Monthly Archives: February 2010

febu-wha?

going back to work, breast surgery, and a fever of the century capped off by a 50th birthday surprise. i’m skidding sideways into March with a reporter’s notebook in one hand and a box of sterile gauze pads in the … Continue reading

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I know, I know.

You might be getting sick of these “I have the best babysitter in the world,” stories. But seriously. I have the best babysitters in the whole wide world. Lookit what fun they had today! HA! Rebecca has been welcomed into … Continue reading

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Did my cervix just get more votes than Ken Blackwell?

This is probably going to make at least one person grimace, but if you get upset, just remind yourself that AT LEAST YOU ARE NOT LACTATING FROM AN OPEN WOUND. Perspective, people. And relax. Two-thirds of the world’s population can’t even access … Continue reading

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so long and thanks for the mammaries

As you can imagine, it is a mother’s absolute worst nightmare to have her infant stay at the home of a professional photographer while she is gone at work all day. This is my beautiful daughter getting a bath earlier … Continue reading

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doin’ the nancy kerrigan

We had a long day yesterday. And thanks to mother nature’s Snow Storm of the Century IV, we pulled into our driveway at 10:30 p.m. with a crying baby, a pair of boobs trying to rip out their own sutures … Continue reading

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You win this round, powdered milk makers.

I just SUPPLEMENTED my two-and-a-half month old baby. With FORMULA. I’m still waiting on her to explode, implode, go retarded or move out. Any second now … I fed Molly 4 ounces of Similac from our stash of free promotional … Continue reading

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Happy Valentine’s Day. I am going to cut you.

With this post, I think I will have officially mastered the overshare. You have been warned. My problem boob has been a bit achy this week, so this morning I dialed up ye olde breast doctor (Yes. I have one … Continue reading

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My fifth and a half day at the office: A Report.

I need to say that ‘most everyone ’round me has made this exceptionally easy. My own shortcomings have made going back to work one of the most difficult adjustments of my adult life. And I just had a baby, so. Go … Continue reading

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Prayer of St. Francis

It has been used by Mother Teresa, Rambo and Nancy Pelosi. To name a few. It is worth remembering more often. Lord make me an instrument of your peace Where there is hatred, Let me sow love; Where there is … Continue reading

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my pump and me

ATTN MEN: DO NOT READ. NIPPLES AHEAD! AND NOT IN THE SEXY WAY! I couldn’t decide between invoking Michael Moore before talking about boobs, or calling this post, “Self Expressions.” Did I make the right choice? My pump and I have … Continue reading

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