ghost plow

For two years, an angel has been plowing our driveway.

We have no idea who is responsible for this, but moments after a winter storm, we come home from work and someone or something has removed the snow from our driveway. This is helpful because we live in the country where there are a lot of snow drifts, and we have no blade attachment for our tractor (BAD ruralites, BAD!). Our driveway would pretty much be inaccessible without the help of our mystery plow angel. (As evidenced by our frequent calls to tow truck companies circa 2006/2007.)

Today I saw our ghost helper in action.

I had hoped that Maternity Leave might reveal this secret.

It is a red tractor, driven by an angel who races off into the sunset before I can get a cup of coffee out to him.

I used to think it was weird that Seth could recognize any farmer simply by what county they live in and what livestock they raise. It’s even weirder that he’s able to recognize them by their tractors.

When I called him to tell him the news, I said that a man in a red tractor was responsible.

“Is it an enclosed cab?” he asked.

Yes. As a matter of fact, it was.

“It’s the M******.”

We are investigating, but I think SOMEONE is getting a plate of cookies or something some time very soon.

Do angel ghost plow drivers eat cookies?

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