God hates me.

There are some new seating arrangements in our office, and I recently have been blessed with an insight into the world of sales that I never, ever wanted.

As I was cursing about an interviewee who kept asking, “Does the story have a positive spin? Because you know we advertise with you,” before I had barely gotten out my name, (WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! POSITIVE SPIN ON WHAT?!) I realized that I’m sure they feel the same about their new found editorial insights.

Anyway. Oil and water, baby. Oil and water.

I cannot say anything further.

And it is killing me.

KILLING. ME.

As a result of this arrangement and the oppressive implied silencer on my precious blogging hands, my co-workers are getting multiple emails a day where I just type out the same words we’ve all heard moments ago on the other side of the wall.

I’m sure they love that.

Isn’t there a soundproof corner they can retreat to and go make us all money?!

I am dying inside.

Although I feel a little better now that you all know that I know that you know that I know.

The relief will be brief, I’m sure.

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  • Jaydubs

    How did I not know about this? You’re welcome to move over here–it’s so quiet, we can hear the sounds of each others’ mouse scrolls. No lie.