Sup, Totters. I can call you that, right?
Tomorrow is ultrasound day. We’ve got this down by now. Remember your mother’s requests:
Step One: Remain alive.
Step Two: Do something cute for the sound-wave picture thingy.
and introducing Step Three: Don’t do anything weird that would require some kind of late-term medically necessary abortion.
The people think that I’m terrible-joking, but you know that I’m not.
See?! I am the easiest, least-craziest mom on the planet, I promise. I love you.
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