You are all UNINVITED.

This is you. I never said I wasnt a jerk.

This is you. I never said I wasn't a jerk.

I have heartbreaking news. After a family meeting some time after 11 when I arrived home last night, (special thanks to Monsterbeard for being JUST interesting enough to keep me and my unborn child awake during the looooooongdrive home from STNA classes.) we decided to UNINVITE everyone we previously invited over to our house.

Is anyone really surprised? I’m pretty flaky.

We haven’t heard from many people who are available this weekend, but even if we had, I still would have kicked everyone I love out the door because I am just pregnant enough to be honest. And I WAAAY underestimated how exhausted I would be by the end of this week.

Right now, instead of having you over to my house, I plan to sleep the entire day. I’m not sure what I’ll do about the poor sucker who didn’t RSVP but didn’t read this message and shows up anyway. I guess this is another lesson in REMEMBER TO READ TEET EVERY DAY OR YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.

Please continue to love me. And remember: Never believe anything I say.

We can do this another time, right?

I am sorry.

As for the Lil’ Peckers, they are fat and happy. Maybe a little TOO fat. We are going to ask our Amish family if they can take the clan to heaven in a little earlier than the 17th. I’m not sure that everyone will be able to fit a couple turkey-sized chickens in their freezers.

These breasts are SERIOUS! I’ll try to remember to post pictures tonight. Oh, right. Maybe tomorrow morning?

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  • http://monsterbeard.tumblr.com Monsterbeard

    First of all, I am awesome.

    Secondly: “These breasts are SERIOUS! I’ll try to remember to post pictures tonight.” – Really? Is this to up your hitcount on google searches?