I know you’re rounding out the last trimester with impressive strength and courage, but I need you to please REFRAIN from doing any kind of important developing today. No work on the brainstem or the arteries or anything.
I am sorry. It is my fault. Not only did I forget to take my prenatal vitamin last night, but I also have eaten the following things on this day:
1.) 5 powdered donettes (thanks to the a-hole who brought THOSE bastards into work)
2.) an iced latte
3.) a large bagel with cream cheese
4.) a piece of pizza the size of my head
and, the grand finale,
5.) various sized chunks of buckeye candies for Monthly’s taste test, of which I was a willing participant.
Peanut butter is good for the brain cells, right?
To make up for this, I will sit around a campfire all weekend and I WILL NOT BE DRINKING. I won’t even steal a sip from Uncle Aaron’s box of wine. Okay, well, maybe one glass. But that’s it.
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