she laments: eric said i looked like i was getting a ‘ponch’ today.
he said: really? what i noticed most about that outfit are your super-white legs.
she said: i know, right?
he said: you’re pasty white and ready to poke … like dough. Big Dough is your new nickname.
she said: !!! *continuous punches to his arm while he laughs hysterically*
he said: easy there, Big Dough.
she said: you’re lucky i inherited the Johnson’s trademark body image. regardless of reality, we know we’ve got sex appeal!!
he said: like a big slab of dough ready to knead.
she said: i hate you!
he said: we’ll call Maybel Lil’ Dough.
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