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Tags(whatever you do, do not say s-h-i-t-s-t-o-r-m.) **saved from the draft part 2 07/08/05 4eva 20 Monty 31 percent of young journalists (34 and younger) expres 2008: The Long Road Home 2009: Ladyparts ATTACK :P above the nip another one got away another telling tuesday moment ben marrison blingee saves the day bobcat update complaint department crotchety dammit dammit dammit don't worry mom God ISnt Finnishd wif me yEt. gpoyas helping the nation heal i'll be the best girl you'll ever meet. i'm going to off myself tonight i'm never drinking again i could teach you but i'd have to charge. intelligent discourse it's like Darfur only worse. it's ok if you don't understand. it's this whole crazy thing journalism lil' peckers my effing car got towed non-commital. running shitstorm 2007 tot two vacation we have fun What's Demoralizing Us Now when in Bangs why won't anyone buy us a decent digital camera work. ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants Yes We Can you're right
Monthly Archives: April 2009
I couldn’t talk the breast specialist out of the biopsy, so they will be sticking a giant needle in my boob on Friday. I’m not in a position to have much removed, here people. But the doctor WAS impressed by the … Continue reading
don’t throw up in the bathroom of a Tim Horton’s restaurant. there are no paper towels, and the hand-dryers just won’t suffice. the queasiness is subsiding a bit, but i’m still dealing with the Point in the Meal When Food … Continue reading
so, i’m rapidly approaching the traditional time of miscarriage, we’ve got our first ultrasound next week, there are rumors that my company is shutting down, like, tomorrow, which is the same day i have my first consultation with the second breast doctor. also, … Continue reading
2009 has developed a slogan, methinks: let’s recap: Shitstorm 2007 2008: The Long Road Home and 2009: Ladyparts ATTACK should make for an interesting icon, anyway.
See? I’m already making tumor jokes! This morning I went to Boob Doc No. 1 in Dublin, thinking that they’d take a look at things with ye old ultrasound, confirm that it was a hormone-related tissue growth and send … Continue reading
this is the last of our 2008 chicken flock, and the winner of the $10 million Survivor prize. we found her buddy curled up under the maple tree last week, no apparent injuries, dead as a doornail. we suspect … Continue reading
this is Rufus. he had some foreclosure issues, (damned economy!) so he’s staying with us in Bangs for a while. him and maybel’s like peas and carrots. the four of us pick ticks off each other every night before bed.
special Waking up from a Nap in Bed Next to Seth and Maybel Edition: he said: Maybel … Your glorious body is all around me. she said: …
Our chicks (sold as a 50-pack “Barbecue Special”) will arrive May 18. you thought it would be a lot sooner, didn’t you? so did I. as a side note, i’m thinking of starting our own Bangs chick hatchery. … Continue reading