it all started with an incriminating Facebook status message.

Maybel was sprayed by a skunk again.
I’d read this from the bottom up, if I were you:

 


>>> Seth Teter 02/12/09 14:30 PM >>>

u r a pp 

Teth Seter
Assistant Person, Ohio Ag News Stuff
Office: 444.444.444
Cell: 555.555.5555

 

From: “Lyndsey Teter” <lteter@acncolumbus.com>
To: <steter@ofbf.org>
Date: 02/12/2009 02:28 PM
Subject: Re:

 

well u suk @ washin dog.


>>> Seth Teter <steter@ofbf.org> 02/12/09 02:14PM >>>

I was going after Mable, but she was scared and shying away from me.  So I was trying to approach her slowly so she wouldn’t run away.  That’s when an F-word took human form and leapt from the bed.  The dog freaked out and bolted (fortunately) under the table where she was grabbed and dragged to the bathroom. 

Teth Seter
Assistant Person, Ohio Ag News Stuff
Office: 444.444.444
Cell: 555.555.5555

 


From: “Lyndsey Teter” <lteter@acncolumbus.com>
To: <steter@ofbf.org>
Date: 02/12/2009 02:09 PM
Subject: Re:


i did not chase the dog under the table!!!! 

>>> Seth Teter <steter@ofbf.org> 02/12/09 02:05PM >>>

Well, I may be bitter and stink like a skunk. 

But at least I’m not bitter, stinking like a skunk and a narcoleptic, amnesiac lunatic 

Teth Seter
Assistant Person, Ohio Ag News Stuff
Office: 444.444.444
Cell: 555.555.5555


From: “Lyndsey Teter” <lteter@acncolumbus.com>
To: <steter@ofbf.org>
Date: 02/12/2009 01:59 PM
Subject: Re:

 

History is written by the winners. 

I recall waking up to a dog who was jumping on the bed and rubbing her body against the bed whilst a tall, dark shadow mumbled “maybel got sprayed by a skunk” while providing little to no assistance making sure that the dog was stopped once it became evident that she had been sprayed by a skunk. 

you just stood there while i tried my best, in my sleepy state, to contain the beast. 

i can’t help it that you can’t remember as clearly as i do. 

who gets up at 6 a.m., anyway? 

YOU. 

and 

SKUNKS. 

>>> Seth Teter <steter@ofbf.org> 02/12/09 01:51PM >>>

All of my coworkers are asking me why I “let” our dog “run around the house” this morning.   

I do remember “letting” her out at 6 am and “letting” her in at 6:15. (you were still asleep, so you don’t remember)  And smelling skunk as she bolted past me. I then remember someone getting out of bed, screaming swear words, chasing the dog under the table, throwing the dog in the bathroom, screaming deal with it, and going back to bed.   

But maybe I’m mistaken. 

Teth Seter
Assistant Person, Ohio Ag News Stuff
Office: 444.444.444
Cell: 555.555.5555

 

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  • http://meryl321.livejournal.com/ Meryl

    Yuck. Good luck with that, what a bad time…

  • http://lemonscarlet.diaryland.com jessi

    I really like “witnessing” other couples fighting. I wish they would make a reality show of just couples fighting. That would be awesome. You guys fight too witty and cute to make it really engrossing though. It’s not awkward enough – please try harder.

  • theteet

    i will do my best to dumb it down a bit.

    maybe i’ll just make a recording of seth attempting to get me up in the morning .. oo!! or maybe i’ll tape us trying to build a wall.

    a long time ago, we gave each other full immunity while working on the house. sometimes it just feels therapeutic to cuss at someone, especially if the mistake has nothing to do with them. as a result, these recordings will reveal some very creative swears.

  • colleen

    is this for real? i mean really? i laughed my ass off! i am seriously considering showing it to my dad, given his infatuation with the two of you…