Monthly Archives: January 2009

Liveblogging a he said/she said:

this is a live transcript of a he said/she said, special “Saturday night watching TV in Bangs while Seth and Maybel eat edamame,” edition. steter: ”maybel, i’m not going to let you suck every pod that comes out of my mouth” … Continue reading

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My 25 things. Facebook is the devil.

So, I, too, have been tagged. Are these supposed to be my zaniest quirks? My proudest moments? I need clarification on the assignment. Crap. This is going to be really hard, because I’m a blogger. Everyone already knows everything there … Continue reading

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the thing about dates

Today is the day that we were supposed to have our first ultrasound. Today we were supposed to be out of the first trimester, and out of the danger zone. It’s weird about dates. We found out Dec. 4. We … Continue reading

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jaydubs bought this for me from the internet.

it’s a new day, america. also, it’s toast.

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MEGAN PRINGLE UPDATE

You’re never going to guess who requested my friendship on Facebook!!!! Les Wexner!~!!! OK, I’m kidding.  IT WAS MEGAN PRINGLE. The same MEGAN PRINGLE who commented on my blog, I’ll have you know. I accepted, of course. It looks like … Continue reading

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i am me.

i don’t want to brag, but two nights ago, i got a NEGATIVE pregnancy test!! that’s like, between 2 and 7 days earlier than the docs said would happen. if there is one thing my uterus is good at, it’s … Continue reading

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one week later. an update.

at least i’m not talking about chickens or barack obama or marathon training for once. i mean, right? how long are you going to let me do this?  if it’s any indication, the doc gave me two weeks until my … Continue reading

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Envy

as a Public Service Announcement, here is an exact transcript of my thoughts during a follow-up trip to the OBGYN. it should be noted that normally i consider myself to be a somewhat graceful individual (please see any column i … Continue reading

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somebody is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation

so, my heart is overflowing. funny how that works out. maybe it’s the wine or the vicodin or the sushi or the hottub or the lunchmeat/feta cheese sandwiches or any number of my suddenly-not-preggers indulgences, but here are some initial insights, … Continue reading

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i just had a miscarriage. don’t freak out.

first, take a moment to be happy for seth and me. we were pregnant! it’s true. i even devoted a whole secret blog to the occasion. for ten weeks, we experienced the initial joys and terror of parenthood. we had … Continue reading

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