an actual real-life conversation in my house:
steter: i was reading a book about meat goats
steter: and it says that you can attach a wagon to your goat.
theteet: no way!
steter: no, for real. there’s a diagram and everything.
steter: forget horses. we can just ride to church in our goat wagons.
steter: they’d have to be double-wides. the goats can only carry one person. we’d probably each have to tend to our own goat.
theteet: (typing feverishly)
theteet: how do you get the goats to listen? don’t they just want to pull over to the side of the road and eat tin cans or something?
steter: you can train animals to do anything
theteet: even goats?
steter: even goats.
theteet: you’re reading a book about meat goats?
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