Secrets! Finally! Revealed!

Living Update:

  • I have officially lived in Bangs for one month longer than I ever lived in Columbus. It feels like home here. I want to sell rhubarb in the farmer’s market. The divide between work and home grows wide.
  • The people who live and work Downtown told me that my lifestyle will become unsustainable. So how long have I got, Doc? No word on my prognosis.

Religion Update:

  • We have found a community.
  • We are finally in a position to welcome any new faces at church, which is much better than being the awkward noobs. Mary has finally stopped asking if we go to Kenyon College, and we have officially been bumped to ‘the kids who have been coming’ status.
  • If you ever want to slice your wrists in a warm bath, Ecclesiastes is the way to go.
  • 18 Then I realized that it is good and proper for a man to eat and drink, and to find satisfaction in his toilsome labor under the sun during the few days of life God has given him—for this is his lot. 19 Moreover, when God gives any man wealth and possessions, and enables him to enjoy them, to accept his lot and be happy in his work—this is a gift of God. 20 He seldom reflects on the days of his life, because God keeps him occupied with gladness of heart.

Running Update:

  • Long runs can last up to 2 hours. At times, this goal of 26 miles seems arbitrary. Discipline SUX.

Johnson Update:

  • When I last spoke with my sister, she went on for 45 minutes about how happy her life has become. It’s about dern time.
  • Free Brown’s tickets and a rented party bus. It will be the cold, November night the six of us will never forget–seven if you count Peyton Manning.

Marriage Update:

  • Beginning Thursday, I will have been married as long as I went to college. This blows my mind in many ways.
  • Seth will be home until the 18th, meaning that he will be with me on my birthday. Seventeen stars all around.
  • Let’s talk about Aug. 18-23.

Colleen Update:

  • Apparently, she’s with us again.

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