Special Guest Column Vol. II:

As if you needed proof that the world lives and breathes theteet.com, we’re getting emails from promising young writers who would kill to have their byline grace our pages:

freelance intern for theteet.com

freelance intern for theteet.com

 

 

Something for Theteet.com

By ERIK JOHNS

I’ve been going through my extensive catalog of George Carlin materials since his death, and I came across this gem, which I think would make a perfect entry on yer little site:

 Are we so much better than chickens? When did that happen? Name six ways we’re better than chickens. See? No one can do it. You know why? Because chickens are decent people.

 You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No. You don’t see chickens strappin’ someone to a chair and hookin’ up their nuts to a car battery. And when’s the last time you heard about a chicken who came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen? Huh? It doesn’t happen. You know why? Because chickens are decent people.

No related posts.

This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.
  • Chicken Lover

    I actually did see a chicken hook his buddy’s nuts up to a car battery once and fry him. There was a group of them. They wanted to figure out what KFC was all about. Don’t feel bad for the chicken. He was a cocksucker. Apparently, chickens don’t like that in other chickens. Aside from that, completely appropriate guest column on The Teet. Me likes.