Monthly Archives: August 2008

red menace.

i … just put 14 pints in the canner, but they … they keep … i know they’re out there. on the vines. ripening.

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locate the part in this story

where it stops being funny: City worker handed out more than just tickets Parking employee put bar flier on windshields Saturday,  August 30, 2008 3:21 AM By Rita Price THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH A Columbus parking-enforcement worker was caught last week … Continue reading

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welcome, ian and kara

every time a journo blogs, an angel gets its wings. and it’s lovely to have new, virtual faces at theteet. and while i’m at it, sayonara, meryl! (and not the ‘sayonara, sucker!’ kind of sayonara.) you are extra sweet to me … Continue reading

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alaskan ladyparts for the win.

i’m so glad they pulled something pretty and desperate. it just won me $15. fyi, here is a list of the people i beat moments ago in the Veepstakes pool: 1.) Danny Russell, a spokesman for Jesus and former TOP editor 2.) … Continue reading

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when there’s nothing left to burn

you’ve got to set yourself on fire.

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i am in love with barack obama.

he is sooooo dreamy. and his wife makes me cry. i’m not sure what’s happening to me … i’m just an ordinary person … suddenly i want to do extraordinary things! i’m going to text barack now and tell him … Continue reading

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rapture-ready

fyi. hat tip to bloggingpaul.

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oooooooo, so that’s how bad it can suck!

errrr … i ‘ran’ a half marathon today. this one had much less fanfare and about as half as many tears. ‘how’d you do?’ someone might ask. well, i barfed in the porta pottie, i added 25 minutes to my … Continue reading

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i should not be serious on the internet

i don’t know if it’s because the sun goes down a bit earlier than it used to, or if it’s the blanket i use in the mornings, or if it’s how we talked about buying a light for the office. or maybe it … Continue reading

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five amazing things about jess meyer

in a few short weeks, my friend jess meyer is leaving for macedonia to serve in the peace corps. she will be there for 2.25 years. that’s, like, 2010, people. obama will be halfway through his first term as president. that’s. … Continue reading

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