everyone who reads my articles absolutely loves me. in fact, one person called to repeat what i said in a little girl’s voice and then abruptly hung up the phone. my words must be making a lasting impact because people are trying to impersonate me. they want to be me.
in other words, i am still getting used to writing things that people occasionally read.
but i’m having fun.
fyi, if you piss off some tech-savvy affluent white kids, your blog traffic will shoot up almost as much as that time your kid sister’s head exploded, as demonstrated by the chart below:
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