Monthly Archives: January 2008

there will be blood

No deer hit last night, although this morning we watched an oncoming car hit one as we waited at a stop sign, getting ready to turn on to the road. We passed its twitching carcass a few seconds later, which … Continue reading

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god hates me

I just hit another deer. Scene: A lone Teter drives to a village council meeting on a dark night in Knox County. L-Jo:  L-Jo: Oh, c***sucker. Deer is clobbered by the Hyundai. This time it came out of nowhere, darting … Continue reading

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i am glad it is not my burden to bear.

hi. i am a fragile human spirit. and you are my self esteem machine. i thought that maybe if I obviously asked for an internet pep rally, that i wouldn’t have to feel dirty when I got one. it seems that … Continue reading

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funny

This hilarious website reminds me of my brief stint as Lyndsey Johnson, sorority president.

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maybel survived her surgery unscathed

the same cannot be said for the deer I hit last night during a midnight chicken run to K-Rogers. yes, it finally happened. after scores of near-misses, I finally clocked one of those dumb a-holes, although the impact was not as … Continue reading

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they have already called me a former co-worker

tomorrow, Maybel will start her day without her reproductive organs. tomorrow, or more accurately, in the trail of days and months following tomorrow, i will transition into a new job. here’s hoping that both procedures will remedy recent behavioral and temperament problems. … Continue reading

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i could not be more happy with the way things worked out

I’m oh-so-happy with the updates of 10bagspacking, who mentions the best dayz of our lives, also known as Thursday and Friday, which began with FREE hot chocolate (will this come out of our paychecks later?) ending with a Mexican-fused happy … Continue reading

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Gun Shy: a completely fictional exchange as read from the bottom up

>>> Lennis Daycock 01/11/08 11:15AM >>>   and pain.  deep, searing, eternal pain. >>> Lyndsey Teter 01/11/08 11:14AM >>> now i’m crying. from laughter. and sadness. >>> Barth Gishop 01/11/08 11:12AM >>> And then came the locusts… >>> Isa Laurand 01/11/08 11:11AM … Continue reading

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grams is coolio

i mean, she’s rockin’ it at 84, with one of her heart valves held up with stint in the middle, but she’s cool. in fact, it’s strange to hear her talk. she seems to be really comfortable on her way to … Continue reading

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oh, come on.

i didn’t want to break our streak here, but do you remember the awesome grandma who gave us the FDR pocket knife that Tim says might require a conceal-carry permit? do you remember the awesome grandma who got me that … Continue reading

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