god hates me

I just hit another deer.

Scene:

A lone Teter drives to a village council meeting on a dark night in Knox County.

L-Jo: 

L-Jo: Oh, c***sucker.

Deer is clobbered by the Hyundai.

This time it came out of nowhere, darting out of the forest straight into my headlight, which was broken immediately. The deer was not. He walked away suffering only some light internal bleeding. My hood!

Don’t worry. It was our other car.

Did I tell you that Seth had a flat tire last night?

I am not driving tomorrow.

Lin? Grab the shotgun and gas up the truck.

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  • http://mymiddlenameisearl.blogspot.com Merlin

    I’m on my way. I have eight new boxes of shells and nothing to do with ‘em.