found an old dog and he seems to like me

i don’t want to dissuade any potential suitors, but i don’t know whether its winter’s equilibrium, or Shitstorm 2007 toying with me before one final knock-out punch, but I’ve been having a lot of fun with my husband lately.

like, flirty fun. like, circa 2000-2001. like, car trips full of laughter. like, cooking dinner together. like, waiting on her to get out of the car.

i feel it’s only fair to mention this, considering the significant ratio of time spent making him look like a “pitch-fork wielding lunatic,” for strength of story purposes, etc. on anyway, he’s pretty funny. i am skeptical, but maybe i’ll keep him around. we’ll see.

speaking of heroes, special shout out to BILLY the clutch MELVILLE, who came through last week on the lefthand side of Page 6, offering up a guest column to tease Central Ohio in its entirety. Follow the low hum of “is he back?” at columbuslocalnews dot com slash opinion.

this is the part where i’d talk about some crazy work-related issue, but for the first time in the history of the world, i am reluctant to blog about drama at the office.

what is happening to theteet? honestly.

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  • Merlin

    These are all Good Things. Kudos.

  • Bill Melville

    It’s good to know I passed the audition.

    I’m sure Roy Biondi is just running a little behind in mailing my check ….