i wouldn’t mind, but you are my only hope.

How does someone like this sell 1 million books? (Books they’ve authored, even!)

 I WOULD write about the 30th annual Chicago Hotathon, but I carved it out into this week’s ColumbusLocalNews.com/opinion, and I would HATE to spoil the surprise.

Here is a preface:

Depart Chicago: 5 p.m. 

Arrive in Bangs: 2:00 a.m.

Alarm: 7 a.m.

Arrive in Columbus: 8:30 a.m.

Decide how best to connect a blog-worthy event to the city of Columbus and spin it into a column: 8:30 a.m. to 9 a.m.

Panicked call to PR lady (she’s available!!): 9:01 a.m.

Produce weekly column: 10:00 a.m.

Weekend of Fun =  Free Column!!!!!!

Also of note, we are a bona fide news organization now. We are soliciting pet photos.

I am glad, because despite numerous submissions, I don’t think Channel 4 has posted a single picture of Maybel. That’s bunk.

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  • http://www.10bagspacking.blogspot.com jaydubs

    Dude, with insight like “Good looks fade. But a bad personality is forever,” how could people not buy her books?