Monthly Archives: July 2007

passiveaggressivenotes

has been quality lately.  Okay, okay, okay, okay. NEW DATE ALERT! At the risk of being maimed by one Miss B. Dunlap, the Birthday Bangs Party will be either Friday or Saturday, Aug. 10 or 11. Clear your calendars again. … Continue reading

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will to live pt. 2

i’ve lost it again.  i’m putting the F word in all the headlines.

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will to live

i would have given up on it over the weekend had it not been for Bob Schieffer. the old texan coot wrote a book about being a journalist. There was a part during the Vietnam War when he, as a … Continue reading

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a more permanent date.

it will be like this only better Continue reading

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blood on the walls part deux

um, you people are vultures. a lot of hits on the ol’ blog today. a lot of ‘i’m going to put you on the prayer list but first tell me everything that happened’ phone calls. don’t worry. i would have … Continue reading

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goodbye cruel world.

benefits of NightEditorShip: a. Brett’s leftover pizza! b. plenty of time to craft  incoherent, early-morning cover letter! c. exclamation!!!!!!! d. nightmares of morning!

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neva forget.

If you look very closely, you will see how I spent my afternoon off: photo by Amanda Johnson. graphic design by theteet.  Observations: a. My theory has been proven false. I thought that maybe the tow truck drivers would see the … Continue reading

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People who want to be me — Episode Three.

First, former SNP turned Dispatchette Marty Rozenman swipes my column in a news article, and now, of all people, retiree Mike Harden pens this completely original column not at all inspired by my recent reflections. Come on, Harden. Kidron!? You expect … Continue reading

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please spay or neuter your pets

Maybel’s boyfriend busted throught the sceen door this morning. I was in bed at the time, but the story has been relayed to me as follows: Maybel’s boyfriend busted through the screen door this morning. Upon being woken by Maybel’s chirping and … Continue reading

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yea or nay?

please help me decide.

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