Despite mentioning her at least three times in normal conversation, (twice while wiping Poop across my lips, and a third during an email conversation about humping refrigerators) I neglected to remember that yesterday was May 21, known in some cultures as Mae’s birthday.
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I knew it was coming, but I thought today was the 14th. You can imagine how confusing the real May 21 must have been for me.
Anyway, darling, I want to publicly apologize for my misdeed. For my non-deed. For not calling. Please forgive me.
And a belated happy 26, my dear. You deserve it.
Commence public hostility.
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