he said/she said.

Special Dan Williamson Edition.

steter: I saw your boyfriend today.
l-jo: which one? jon husted?
steter: no.
l-jo: bill hershey?
steter: no. dan williamson.
l-jo: not as hot in real life?
steter: yeah. he looks like a nice enough guy. like a pharmacist’s apprentice.
steter: anyway i imagine him more in a smock. at the dentist’s office? or maybe he’s sweeping the front porch of a general store somewhere.
steter: do you think if i introduced myself as lyndsey teter’s husband, he would know who i was talking about?
l-jo: lord i hope not.

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