a few new friends to the right — and have excommunicated some others.
the closer you are to the top of the “on notice” list, the closer you are to the hurt.
as for the others, you are listed in the order that i love you plus the time we’ve spent together plus how hilarious and frequent your updates are minus your worst physical feature with a little ‘wedding reception’ adjustments, i.e., i tried to sit you with your friends unless your blog was too awesome requiring me to elevate you higher than your friends.
the whole thing is arbitrary but, beginning now, you can earn points to move yourself closer to the coveted No. 1 spot.
For example, jess meyer gets 21 points.
it’s as easy as that.
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