Get you best man on this, kiddo. (That’s what I call Seth’s Boss.) Otherwise, it could lead to a major public relations disaster for the farming community.
Heather Mills plans to donate her Dancing with the Stars winnings to VIVA! — the British version of PETA. Animal rights activists are a crafty bunch. Good luck out-maneuvering this formula:
crippled wife of beatle + dancing + stars = a major public opinion shift on pig farrowing crates.
Apparently someone forgot to tell Heather that the crates keep the 450-pound mamas from rolling over and crushing the skulls of their piglets.
I’m really giving myself away with this one, aren’t I?
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