notes from the gym

While on the treadmill, I committed these moments to memory for you.

During a closed caption showing of Passions:

(There is a Man shown lying unconscious on the floor )
Buxom Blond: “That’s him! That’s the rapist! Now take off his mask so we can see who he is!”

During a closed caption showing of Montel:

Montel: (To a mother of a boy with gender identity disorder) When did you know you had to send him to elementary school, where he would have to face the pressures of his peers … he would have to deal with his identity in a public setting ….

Mother: When he was 8.

And finally, a note of observation:

Do not, under any circumstances, make eye contact with ANYONE, regardless of gender, race or creed, while completing 3 sets of 10 on this machine:

Ladies, you know what I’m talking about.

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  • Strader

    So true! Those machines…

  • MERLIN

    Why, L-Jo, did you accidentally make eye contact w/ someone? And if so, was there a response?

  • L-Jo

    there is a bigger guy who works out in the mornings … bigger as in, he’s got the build of an Ork.

    He has long, gray hair and wears shorts over his sweatpants.

    In case I’m not being clear, there is a creepiness about him. And there was a moment between us. I was using the above machine (FYI – very inappropriate for girls, as it forces them into a somewhat suggestive position…) and he was working his biceps at a very close distance.

    The situation was not comfortable.

  • jessi

    Also please remember not to wear shorts if you are using this machine. I have seen the, shall we say…short and curlies of too many sorority girls at this station…