Monthly Archives: January 2007

also, you still need to take credit for this.

At 21.1.07, Anonymous said… INTERIOR–CROWDED COURTROOM(Megan Pringle has just been told by a judge that her cameras will be the only ones allowed for a shot of a perp walk of a man accussed of aiding a fleeing convict).Cynical Newspaperman(turning … Continue reading

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Floyds Knobs, Indiana

God bless you, sitemeter. Mad props to Lyndhurst, New Jersey and Singapore, Dakar as well. My peeps. Great Americans. So the new kid on the block is bringing more traffic to my site, but also seems to be dwarfing my … Continue reading

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a lengthy editorial, in three parts.

from the year 2003: “I’m getting ahead of myself here. When speaking of OU’s transportation options, one cannot fail to mention the beloved “Bobcat Express,” which conducts two free service routes in 30-minute increments every weekday from 7:30 a.m. until … Continue reading

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there is only one thing I want to remember a year from now.

Friday night was happy hour with co-workers, followed by a beer run and late night showing of Thank You For Smoking at Bangs Theatre. Saturday, we became the best aunt and uncle in the world. No explanation is suitable. Pictures … Continue reading

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they will write folk songs about us.

also, Jessi. in a lot of ways, you are pretty much my hero. thanks for saying nice things about me a few posts ago. since then, i have made at least three people get up from their chairs to come … Continue reading

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Leftovers.

In celebration of The Best Day Ever, a quote, from my old man. The scene is Friday night, somewhere near Centerburg, Ohio: “Relax. Frankie Says Relax.” (long pause) “That was the T-shirt.” Welcome to it, PS. Nevada was, at times, … Continue reading

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mean girls

Halfway through my freshman year of college, I broke up with my boyfriend of, oh, I don’t know, like three years or something, and then I got in a car accident and forgot. I apparently was asking for him from … Continue reading

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notes in journalism

Please check out this cutline before the higher-ups get wind and change it. (That means you, Father of Milly.) The lesson here is No More Bad Jokes In The Photo Requests. I LOVE my lumberjack photographer [the ladies are right … Continue reading

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notes from the gym

While on the treadmill, I committed these moments to memory for you. During a closed caption showing of Passions: (There is a Man shown lying unconscious on the floor )Buxom Blond: “That’s him! That’s the rapist! Now take off his … Continue reading

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but you don’t really care for music, do ya?

As a sidenote, if I’m ever estranged, during the subsequent reconciliation (if it happens in the snow, Home-Alone-One-style) or if I’m ever comatose, and the family is waiting at bedside, while the doctors and nurses go home for the night, … Continue reading

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