Monthly Archives: December 2006

i’d rather dance with you.

welcome to Vertigo and the year 2000! lyndsey got an iPod for christmas. Granted, the gift came after some vague threatening (i.e., ‘if you get me a Shuffle, so help me … I’ll shove it up your ass!’ etc.) but … Continue reading

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worst christmas ever

There were about seven hours with a screwdriver, $46 in new ink cartridges, and 45 minutes with an unpleasant customer service rep, but alas, there will be no christmas photo with the Teter family christmas card this year. Damn Epson … Continue reading

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vacation.

and she sat there, blogging, drinking tea and listening to cheesy Christmas records, for seven days. or The first day felt like three days, and the second day felt like a day and a half, but the third day went … Continue reading

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it’s them, not me.

is it troublesome to wake up around 4:30 p.m. in the parking lot of the library? I’m in the right municipality at least. A copy of a weeks-long old ALIVE was strewn across my chest. and the Honda was running, … Continue reading

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Because you’ll be old one day, too.

Chestnuts #1 This was a message left on Seth’s machine RE: The Chestnuts. The caller ID revealed Henry got pretty close to his actual phone number toward the end. The address remains a mystery to all involved. Seth has received … Continue reading

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look who’s back.

we got a present in the mail today. remember 2004? we bought the rights, baby. guess what grandma’s finally getting for christmas?! see chewthefat.shutterfly.com for bridesmaids gone wild, scottish (unordained!)pastors, inappropriate shaving cream stick figures, and more. feed me.

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It’s time for Percy to

Step Up. feed me.

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Housewife-alicious, or TheBrat:ARemix

so for the about the twelfth time since December of 2004, I got into the passenger seat last night and was greeted by a beaming boy who suggested we eat “someplace nicer” when I said “Pasta Petite!!” Seth has announced … Continue reading

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Rhymin’s hard, y’all

Ripped from Gawker.com (thank you, J-Wray, for spawning this chain of events) Brit-Brit’s honeymoon poem: A honeymoon at last, to get away from it allMy assistant Fe gave me the call. I remember it well, as she was smilin’She said … Continue reading

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from the satellite office

Honestly, the Wifi here at Sips Coffeehouse is sub-par. Nestled here in the town square of our county seat, however, there is good news, and strep throat is not yet part of it. After months of late-night guilt-ridden grocery shopping … Continue reading

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