Monthly Archives: June 2006

we took some pictures

of the house. If you like things and dogs, click here. feed me.

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shit.

shit. feed me.

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it’s five o clock. where are your husbands?

Maybel and i were dancing along with Ellen to the Pussycat Dolls’ “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?” and it made me glad for a moment that men still run the world. I don’t think situations like this … Continue reading

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here’s the story

as I’ve relayed it thus far. I spent the weekend at the Hilton in Cincytown with Seth’s company. As I was shoving prime rib into my face between trips to and from the open bar, the Head Honcho stood up … Continue reading

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Don’t Fug After Midnight.

I … feed me.

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will there ever

be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark? feed me.

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finally.

the two most beautiful people in the world have procreated.welcome to baby judah. babies of Posh Spice beware. feed me.

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What sort of expression is the lad wearing on his face?

I accidentally hung up on Chris Spielman twice and I forgot a very important “e” in one of my stories. We have new plumbing but our water is coming out black. From the well spicket. Which means it’s black before … Continue reading

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more milk talk

this time, it’s labels. fire away. feed me.

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it’s a sad day

when the monster is updating faster than the rest of you clowns. put down your lives for a second, would you? stop curing cancer, putting criminals in jail, assisting old ladies, reading the bible, etc. and POST. congratulations, chris. also, … Continue reading

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