Monthly Archives: April 2006

I am host.

If you choose to purchase your home “As Is,” these are the top five things you never want to hear your home inspector say… (It should be noted that you’ve paid $300 for your home inspector to be there): 1. … Continue reading

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silver bears need help.

Being a grown-up is hard. We just found a $173 charge had been sent to a collection agency only a few days ago. This is not good as you’re shopping for a mortgage. It seems that Lyndsey Johnson did not … Continue reading

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Belief-O-Matic

I am 100 percent Orthodox Quaker, in case you didn’t know. I am also 33 percent Neo-Pagan and 20 percent Scientologist. As much as it saddens me, there is not a Mennonite bone in my body. Look here to find … Continue reading

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There’s no other way to say this, but.

There’s something weird about seeing your gynecologist in Panera, with his hands wrapped around a half a Sierra Turkey, eating in uncomfortable silence with his wife. Should I feel guilty? Because I did. What if she knows? How many other … Continue reading

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