Monthly Archives: February 2006

into the desert?

It’s bad news bears when you arrive at work before the Dispatch does. In other news, I have been preparing for this for quite some time now. I have been playing around with the idea of sacrificing blogging for Lent. … Continue reading

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eight is enough.

I waited at the tiny yellow table outside the rink for a good thirty minutes. It was 11 a.m. on a Saturday. While most were still at home in their pajamas, I was waiting to interview a family of 13 … Continue reading

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It’s hard to be me.

If Seth and Maybel are found murdered around 2 p.m. Saturday…all I know is that I am at the library right now. and that the empty styrofoam container found lodged in Seth’s throat…man, he must have gotten what was coming … Continue reading

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for my fans.

we laughed. we cried. we exchanged football stories. did you know Jim Tressel knows about Miami Trace? weird. He is also very short. i’m talking eye-level. i was riding the pride wave until one of my councilman called to say … Continue reading

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i love what you’ve done

with my husband. seriously, it’s a good read. makes me feel all kinds of things, including a deep sense of loss for your bedroom and mandy pfeifer. feed me.

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basically, this is just about amazing meals

so i came home from a 10-12 hour day, beginning at the office around (what shall we say, brit…?) six? anyway the point is here is that i crashed. upon waking, i found a spread of scallops in caviar sauce, … Continue reading

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broken flowers

I have learned many things while posing as president of alpha omicron pi. Lesson numero uno being damn! these girls really are bitches!* *the only disclaimer being, as I have learned, OU greek life are a unique breed, more vicious … Continue reading

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she said it best.

When do the Winter Olympics come on? I need uber-inspirational slow-motion human interest montages like, YESTERDAY. Come on Bobby Costas. Don’t be holdin’ out on me. The blogs of my friends and semi-friends were full of golden treasure nuggets this … Continue reading

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animals are people

just like retards are animals. Exhibit 178 of why I hate PETA: “What do you mean by ‘animal rights’?” People who support animal rights believe that animals are not ours to use for food, clothing, entertainment, experimentation, or any other … Continue reading

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you have seen these,

no? feed me.

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