what nourishes me

also kills me.

(don’t ask me what i was doing there)

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  • Monsterbeard

    Imagine you’re Brad Pitt and you’ve just entered into a relationship with Angelina Jolie, one of Hollywood’s hottest women (some would argue). It’s your first time having sex, she takes her clothes off and… “Good God, why in all creation does your waistline say that?!” and then perhaps “Before we do this, I’m going to go jab pencils in my eyes, and perhaps my penis.”

    Ah Brad and Angie, you were so innocent before your expanding creation revealed a disgusting tattoo. Thanks Lynz, for sharing your perversion with us.

  • cat.

    perversion and disgusting sound like the words of a religious right, right? right.

  • Monsterbeard

    I meant Lyndsey’s perversion of looking at pictures from people magazine. I’m familiar with it. And I meant disgusting as in it grosses me out. But she is welcome to it.

    I’m funny!