Monthly Archives: October 2005

RE: your thoughts and concerns

i am finishing the last martini possible with the supplies we have left in the house. this declaration makes seth mad a) because it’s not a martini, it’s a margaritaand b) because i am putting olives in a glass of … Continue reading

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If they sold wine at Lowe’s, it would’ve saved us a trip.

“They use MATH to solve CRIME.How sweet is that?” – Seth Teter on why we should stay in Friday night. I guess we do need a rest after our date with the Rug Doctor last week. Pop open a bottle … Continue reading

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52 minutes until Numb3rs

Seth and I just watched Bodysong. An unintentional welcome party for winter. We had wine as well. bad move. Afterward, we just looked at each other, then the floor…He went to lathe. I reached for the lap top. It’s actually … Continue reading

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and for the record, yes.

A dog will shit in her own diaper. Thank you and good night. feed me.

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at least one of these things is completely untrue.

oh no, here comes that sun again. so i think i’ve been trying to hide from the lord, god almighty. it’s been over a month and i’m in the mood to tell you, aunt, uncle, brother, cousin, ex-boyfriend, mother, spam … Continue reading

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we call her our pig in a blanket.

Maybel is not very happy in her pants/diaper/pad combo. She walks like a pregnant lady. and humps like one as well, i imagine. I spent the day chasing ghosts. Sixty miles in the Honda and I came up empty-handed. I … Continue reading

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girl. you’ll be a woman, soon.

congratulations, maybel. it’s such a proud day for mom and dad. feed me.

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maybel puked on my neck while i was asleep.

i’m at the critical point in my career where i need to seriously consider whether or not i want to pursue my work as an amateur lumberjack. Saturday, also called by many “A Damn Shame” proved a very unsuccessful round … Continue reading

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cool people you don’t know

have left the state. it is a good day for Oregon. a sad day for Ohio. Everyone, this is Olivia of “you don’t want to see my cock, do you?” fame, among many other wild tales. Shed a tear for … Continue reading

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spootchy 4 prez

second place goes to my kin… Congratulations everyone. feed me.

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