Monthly Archives: August 2005

Lyndsey v. Matt Lauer, Oprah, etc.

Have I shown you a picture of my nephew, also my god son (not to be confused with son of god)? You know, the one we gave the rock to? Isn’t he adorable? You should see him when his mother … Continue reading

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pay-to-play culture of corruption

it’s everywhere i look. if the page isn’t slobbering over a picture of dave kaylor, it has one of these crazy religious right people pointing at things and saying them. i am sick of the things. did you know rod … Continue reading

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Detach and return bottom portion with payment.

i’m sorry to keep bothering you, but i have just gotten word this hour that a third i.p. address has come to my blog searching for “universal beverage base.” That’s an average of one per week, so far. two people … Continue reading

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(Don’t Fear) The Reaper.

hey. have i told you about the creepy guy living outside our “apartment complex”? i first noticed this dude the week seth was in D.C. he would hang out on the neighbor’s front porch without a shirt, which i didn’t … Continue reading

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looking out for no. 1

this week i am covering the disappearance of a 20-year-old reynoldsburg woman from a local bar. i had most of the story written out today (friday) for a monday deadline when i got word that the case had been turned … Continue reading

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poison by iodine

i think it is important to tell you that i went to joe’s crab shack tonight to celebrate my birthday. i drank something called the tie-dye, which is a mixture of s. daquiri, frozen margarita, rum slushi, and some sort … Continue reading

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super big hit tv

it is 9 p.m. on the day my birth is occasionally celebrated. my husband is working late so i have an excuse to smoke cigarettes. the best movie not to watch after a bad day at work followed by a … Continue reading

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are you worried about where your tax dollars are going?

i think everyone here is great. my mind is full of crap that doesn’t really matter. example, foreign trade zones, joint economic development zone, tax incentive f…foot…fortitude? and auditors. Betty Montgomery, even! did you know that a house exploded in … Continue reading

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happy anniversary, me.

hello hello. i still like my job. it’s been a week, so i think that’s good. lots of hours until i figure out a nice routine. i still get clippings from the Dispatch on my desk that say things like … Continue reading

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i know my boss is reading this right now

but can he fire me if the writing is totally awesome? probably. anyway, you can’t stop me from talking about my new job. there will be no names, nothing really negative, just some slightly exaggerated (for purposes of hilarity, strength … Continue reading

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