Monthly Archives: April 2005

A good debate.

What the fuck is going on in Texas? feed me.

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His name was Robert Talton.

Watch first, then read. Seriously though, my boss and her partner just adopted a foster baby. They love her a lot. Sure, they are two women, and it’s preferable if babies have good masculine and feminine examples in their lives, … Continue reading

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Clawing your way to my heart and/or How to help me know you more.

Remember the episode of Seinfeld with the speed dial? (Jerry dated this chick who would change her daily ranking on the speed dial based on how well each date went, etc. and/or the better you are, the higher on the … Continue reading

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Expand your mind.

This article changed my life. and it sort of ties in with a little of what Patrick brought up, as far as the breakdown of community, and the not-knowing of each other, etc. Let me know if you can’t read … Continue reading

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the trouble with errands.

nothing makes you feel more like a rat in the race than searching for apartments in the city – in the rain. Dear Columbus, i have called every single one of you. why won’t you let us live with you? … Continue reading

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baby jacob.

Soon he will be old enough to learn about trees from Aunt Long Face and Uncle Cheese Pose.Posted by Hello feed me.

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A New Plan

Step one: Receive copy of birth certificate in the mail. Step two: Replace stolen license, ss card, library card, etc. Drunkenly mourn free movie passes, $25 American Eagle gift certificate and just under $60 in Starbucks tips. Plead with maker … Continue reading

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what makes you so good?

so yesterday i worked at another Starbucks. I know, I know…”Never again. I’d rather die,” etc. Forget the drama. It’s time to grow up. So this partner from another store died in an early morning car accident. Tragic and Sad. … Continue reading

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Stand as One.

Only one more I promise. feed me.

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Thank you, mama

Can I talk about birthin’ babies and still say fucker? I just spent a huge chunk of time constructing, for you, dear reader, a play-by-play of the grueling-but-hilarious birth of my first and only nephew, including quotes from hallucinating soon-to-be … Continue reading

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