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Monthly Archives: March 2005
IT is almost April, which means that it will soon be May, otherwise known as the month I meet Jon Stewart. I have had several recurring dreams about this moment. I am just waking up from one now. We are … Continue reading
Listen. I cut off about six months of growth just a few seconds ago. This would be gross under any other circumstances, but I am speaking of my hair. My red hair. All that money I spent making it red … Continue reading
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An open letter to Rob in a public arena: Dear Rob: Shuh-hup! It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet and you’ve already ruined my smug sense of self-satisfaction. How’s a girl supposed to enjoy making fun of people if there … Continue reading
This is an open letter to the man or woman who is posting anonymously on the blog of Miss Klingler: Dear Anonymous, If I may…after careful consideration, I believe your argument is flawed. On your Feb. 10, 2005 response, you … Continue reading
The man who is always there for you is always here. Jesus Savesbea sure to check out…all of it. feed me.
wait..no…it hasn’t… has it? So they tell me it’s been a week. Seven days ago I embarked upon a journey that both kindered old flames and enlightened new paths to righteousness. Mae took me to Nashville last week and it … Continue reading
i am ready to talk to you now. Seth and I have been building a workbench. And yes, we wear those outfits during construction. The problem is that you have to have a workbench to build a workbench. The other … Continue reading
I only want five bucks! feed me.
Hey babies. Give me five bucks! feed me.