Monthly Archives: March 2005

the transition will soon be complete.

IT is almost April, which means that it will soon be May, otherwise known as the month I meet Jon Stewart. I have had several recurring dreams about this moment. I am just waking up from one now. We are … Continue reading

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food and hair and stuff.

Listen. I cut off about six months of growth just a few seconds ago. This would be gross under any other circumstances, but I am speaking of my hair. My red hair. All that money I spent making it red … Continue reading

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It is finished. Almost.

Lighting for this photo provided by Heaven.Posted by Hello feed me.

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www.shuh-hup.com

An open letter to Rob in a public arena: Dear Rob: Shuh-hup! It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet and you’ve already ruined my smug sense of self-satisfaction. How’s a girl supposed to enjoy making fun of people if there … Continue reading

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C-H-I-L-D-I-S-H

This is an open letter to the man or woman who is posting anonymously on the blog of Miss Klingler: Dear Anonymous, If I may…after careful consideration, I believe your argument is flawed. On your Feb. 10, 2005 response, you … Continue reading

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Amazing.

The man who is always there for you is always here. Jesus Savesbea sure to check out…all of it. feed me.

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i wanna do right but not right now.

wait..no…it hasn’t… has it? So they tell me it’s been a week. Seven days ago I embarked upon a journey that both kindered old flames and enlightened new paths to righteousness. Mae took me to Nashville last week and it … Continue reading

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we are the proud owners of six clamps.

i am ready to talk to you now. Seth and I have been building a workbench. And yes, we wear those outfits during construction. The problem is that you have to have a workbench to build a workbench. The other … Continue reading

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Give me your credit cards.

I only want five bucks! feed me.

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Hot. hot. hot.

Hey babies. Give me five bucks! feed me.

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