Monthly Archives: January 2005

Thinking of you.

I slammed my finger in the blender thing and after all the swearing, i couldn’t help but be reminded of you. Now every time I glance down at my hands or touch my finger with anything at all, it’s like … Continue reading

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Thanks Megan Pringle

Please note the reference in the third paragraph.Gotta love Fox. feed me.

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Can I get some degrees up in here baby?

Well folks, it’s January 24, 2005 in Ohio today, and the British have declared this “the most depressing day of the year.” Using whatever science they deem sensational, Brits have constructed a formula for depressing days which i have re-enacted … Continue reading

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pretty good for a Jewish fellow.

two things i love have finally converged. look here and read here feed me.

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in the words of Pagoda, shit man.

So going to Athens always makes me feel strange. A mix of deliciousness and…yeah. Maybe it’s just the combined 3.2-hour car ride inside my own head. That’s always dangerous. Maybe it’s the spiky hedgehog poking my thigh while i drive. … Continue reading

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callin’ all freaks

Attention all would-be jackassmunchers: Instead of smashing our car window with a brick and stealing nothing, may we recommend knocking on our door and asking for $100? It would be cheaper for us and more profitable for you. And please, … Continue reading

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and God will gently turn off the television

No seriously though. Take my husband. Seriously. Take him. No, Seriously. Listen. From June until November, Seth sent out 135 resumes. He spent his days cleaning, cooking and washing whilst i toiled at the coffee house. He made calls, surfed … Continue reading

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oh babies

i just spent some time adding some things to the right without the permission of the authors. browse and enjoy. there are many others of great value that i’d like to add, however, i am embarrassed that i spend so … Continue reading

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Dearest everyone,

Can we please believe that this happened now, and shortly thereafter, get over it? Thank you so much. Hey. I’m talking to you, Starbucks.Posted by Hello feed me.

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this is getting ridiculous

I know i need to stop, but i’m so proud. Here he has just finished his delicious cat food snack and is on the prowl for more.Posted by Hello feed me.

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