Monthly Archives: October 2004

Siren’s Eye

I was written up at work yesterday. Apparently, I hit the void button too many times, and the people at corporate are watching. That’s right folks, as a Starbucks employee, you are only allowed to “line void” six percent of … Continue reading

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i give her kisses

Today the song of a tiny robin reminded me that I miss having emily blair in my life every day. No woman on this earth is more emotionally stable than this one, folks. All the catty, dreadful business of woman … Continue reading

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Watching local news will deplete you.

Film at eleven. feed me.

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My hands smell like beef sweat.

Mae came up from Porktown tonight. It was so rad. We made her eat at Thurman’s in the Village. Together, our group consumed over 12/4 lbs of sweet beef talon. “One thing I learned about Americans after Super Size Me,” … Continue reading

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Be Patient With Me – God ISn’t Finished With Me Yet

I haven’t actually typed words onto a computer screen for a very long time. I remember the spring, when I was an aspiring journalist, and i’d churn out two and three twenty-page papers a week. I was truly in the … Continue reading

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Jon Stewart-less

I am without cable, so I have to read the book. The funniest “Were you Aware?” that I read so far today is: Were You Aware? The President is not actually required to salute anybody. President George W. Bush does … Continue reading

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If elected, Liberals will outlaw the Bible

Remember Christians, the only issues in this election are abortion and gay marriage. The Bible says nothing about poverty. Or the earth. Or careful analysis. Vote Bush/Cheney 2004 feed me.

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Besties.

This is Frankie doing somthing insane. So like I was saying about Frankie Hejduk. We’re best friends. He plays on the Crew team and also on little known soccer team called the USA National Soccer Team. He used to drink … Continue reading

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my parents. my dad is the one that’s the clown.Pos…

my parents. my dad is the one that’s the clown.Posted by Hello feed me.

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Mrs. Crazyman

Seth hates blogs. I think that he would even put them on his list of things he would bomb if he were a terrorist, along with Easton, Wal-Mart, McDonalds, high fructose corn syrup and winter. (ATTN John Ashcroft, I said … Continue reading

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